Mr Lim: In my 5 years of teaching, I have memorised all these values by heart!

Varun: HA? Sir, you've been teaching for 5 years?!

Mr Lim: yeah...actually 5.5

Varun: Wait so you went to MJ then to RJ?

Mr Lim: er...ya...

Varun: So, you mean teachers in Singapore don't need to start from primary school and work their way up?!?!?!

Class: (to Varun) ...

Mr Lim: Oh my god, I think if i taught in primary schools i'll be in prison for murder already...you spend 80% of the time just trying to keep them quiet.

Class: =general laughter=

Ruth (looking up from Guides work): Yeah, I don't think he will survive, he can't even keep us quiet.

Mr Lim: hahahahahahaha

Class: =general laughter=

Mr Lim: hahahaha-

wait, ruth, (serious face) that is not funny.

Class: =laughter and pandemonium=

Ruth: Quod Erat Demonstrandum.