After my shopping spree in Malacca, I met with ClubMed Cherating, where I just barely squeak into Passworld, this group for teenagers between 11-17. Nah let me rephrase that. Passworld is a group of annoying 11/12 years olds, some bimbo girls, some displaced guys, one meanmeanmean Ruth and one insanely flustered coordinator who is stuck between the annoying ways of little kids and the suanning ways of Ruth. Ohyeah.
Try the time I was talking to my Singaporean friend across the Indonesian coordinator:
Gangxin: aiya, 我的华文很差！
Ruth: why are you...你为什么突然讲华语？
Bop: Hey, hey, what are you all saying? (yep, thats the coordinator guy)
(Ruth gives Gangxin the "he is asking for it" look)
Ruth: 没有啊！ 我只是在告诉他你样子很丑！
Gangxin: ya lor!
Bop (calls to his colleague): Hey chuck! Can you help me translate?
(Chuck comes over)
Ruth: Nothing chuck, we are tell bop how handsom-
Gangxin: 他样子很丑！
Chuck: er...(in a really weird position)...they say...(gestures madly)...you're ugly.
Bop: What?!
Ruth: 没有啊！只是说他－
Gangxin: 很丑！ 非常丑！
Chuck: er...(gestures madly)...ugly.
Gangxin: 我们现在要让他出丑！
Chuck: (starts to edge away) Erm...just take it as...ugly.
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