Retardedness xD

Yay, I'm finally back from bridge chalet, which was one of the most retarded things ever btw.

I mean, not retarded in that sense la, it was damn fun and all but same way you can't look for sensibleness in Shaowei, meanness in Junyi or enthusiasm in Kenneth, I don't think we can ever hope for anything other than 100% retardedness in anything done by the bridge club xD

Hm, this concept amuses me. "What is retarded?" as retards like Jingxian will ponder. "Is it a state of mind, a personality trait or merely a cliched theatrical prop for the manipulation of the person in question?"

I don't know actually, and I don't want to engage in a long blog boring and retarded blogpost arguing with the imaginary JX when I am way too damn sleepy. But JX in himself is retarded, esp when it comes to letting the opps make 6S= when your side kinda has 6D= Okay but then again, I deserve more of the blame for that one because my play was absolutely retarded, yes, even more than JXs.

Oh look, my argument is going in circles. How retarded.

I wonder if retardation has levels. True, compare the relative retardedness of Junyi thinking of using an eraser to clean charcoal off her pants to ...Shaowei. Or compare the relative retardedness of Kenneth suggesting playing truth or dare at night to... Shaowei. Or compare anything to Shaowei. Actually. But then again, I doubt retardedness has levels per se because what matters is not what is done but how long the retardedness lingers in the air and infects those around you. I think being around the bridge club, the aura never fades.

I'm lazy to type anymore and I shall go sleep. So I shall sign off this post laughing at all the retards who were retarded enough to read till the end. hahahaha.