Hairbandom of doom!

Recently, when I went around school with my new hairband I got so many comments which upsetted the both of us (me and my hairband of course) quite a bit. Among which: 


Dr Wong: Girls, hair accessories must be black, white, green and...ruth's definitely cannot. 
Sanu: Augh, I'm going blind. 
Nick: Ruth, seriously, what's with the hairband? (which is not a sad comment except that he repeats it everytime he sees me) 
Clarence: You and your BLING hairband...
Haiwei: Hi Ruth...eh where's your hairband! 
Kenneth: You're like edward cullen, you sparkle


I will not go on. 


Well, to all you unenlightened individuals, my hairbandom and me are all rather displeased, even scandalized by your tasteless comments. And I, on behalf of them, will proceed to introduce them to you. They HAVE names, so stop anyhow calling. 


The original black with sliver spots: Smokey 
The old black with red spots: Scuderia 
The black with crystal spots: Starrie 
The multicolour plastic one: Brightvale
The red satin with a ribbon: Mollie
Triple stripe black one which is broken: Blondot 
The TSD one (I won't even bother describing): Sabrina
The multicolour cloth stripey one I think I broke for my sister: Sunshine
Plastic red wiggly one: Tifosi 
The ones that supposedly change colour under UV light: Jelly Welly and Melly 
The one I gave mum then got back: Wonderwoman
The blue, green and white thin ones: Kazoo, Kamoo and Kapoo
Some lacey thing my grandma bought: Rutabanga
Black sport band I never wear: Morte 
White one for skating: Glosser
The one clarence bought: Annoying
Orange one I bought from Melaka: Bonez
Spring shaped red one: Sproingg
The supertight melakan one: HeadusHurtus
A new ribbon velvet one my mom gave me: Belle
A random black plastic one: Woozles 


And, the one everyone waits for, 


The famous kaleidoscopic one: Lollipop girl


(On a side note, I shall treat tehbing to anyone who can remember the whole list xD Even I can't keep track)


I should really get a full collection group photo or something but I lack the photography skill or equipment and this family is so large it is hard to assemble, with the young ones flying from place to place in my room, the alphas on daily duty and the retried ones being too broken to move. Eitherway, you can look at my fb i think I have the old family photos.