44 posts?

what the hell? I've written 44 posts already? I must be damn angsty/ random/ bored/ emo. And if you are still reading, you must be pretty bored/ random/ angsty/ emo too. Actually 45 now.

I ask myself sometimes, who the hell would read my blog? If I knew a strange retard by the name of Ruth who lives a wacky crazy life and stops occasionally to unleash her randomness into cyberspace I wouldn't read her blog! In fact, I think I will disable internet in my home just to avoid being infected by her sheer retardedness. Oh yes guys, I did call myself retarded. xD

Ah well, I was taking a think to who'd read this thing and I came back with:

1) Shaowei
2) Nick
3) Myself
4) 1 or 2 bored people

So, I decided to do something for the people who read my blog, wherever you are. Not because it means that much to me that you engage in the self-torture of reading my ramblings, and, because I don't know who you are, I can't say you mean a lot to me personally. I guess its because either you're my friends or my stalker, you spared some time for my ramblings, I'll spare some time for you.

Yeah so, if you are one of my lucky readers, you will get treated to RUTH'S LAME JOKES :D:D:D
(meanwhile, I thought of these during cny celebs xD)

1) You put a newborn kid and his grandma at opposite ends of the same room.  They stay seated and they don't say hi. Why?

Because they can't form a standing wave: They are on different wavelengths. 

2) You put a pair of 6-year olds in a small room and they argue. Why aren't there regions of constructive and destructive interference?

Because they aren't coherent sources. 


Are you laughing? I bet you are. If you aren't you're either slow, sad or not a physics student. Too bad, Bio is mugger, I never understood humanities and everyone in the middle is just weird.

Anyway, no, I'm kidding thats not the reward for being my readers. If you read my blog, you can ask a favor of me this week. And just this week (that's 3 days btw). Alright?