Ode to a hairband.

I got greeted on a parade square last friday by the most interesting salutation. It was not a poke from Zhangyue, it was not "have you done your math tutorial", it was not "waddya know a squirrel!" and it was not the ever so rare "hi". It was "ROFL HER MSN NICK DAMN FUNNY LOLZ". And that was 3 different people btw.

For those of your who get it, well, goody. For those of you who don't idc honestly, cos I didnt think it was that funny anyway. But since I am stuck in school in the morning with my computer, between this and talking to Nick Eng I'd prefer this.

Too bad Nick. So, I present, Ode to A Hairband.
(Credits to Fountains of Wayne)

Working all day for a mean little school
With a mad bunch of homework and a madder bunch of fools.
Its got me running round in circles like a dog around a track.
Oh wait that describes all the bridge guys even when they're not on crack.

School life's kinky but look what its doing to me.
Its going makes me faint when it keeps getting me down
But every time that happens I look in the mirror,
And the blinding light on my head just makes me come around.

Working all day in a sad little class
Picking on my teachers and sleeping through math
Its got me running round in circles like a squirrel on a wheel
I'm sure all the TSD people knows just how that feels.

School life's screwy and look what its doing to me.
It tries to screw me up, tries to wear me down.
But each day before school you look into the mirror
and you say heck I'm a PRINCESS and this hairband is my crown.

How did it come to be?
That TSD must eat,
into my sleeptime every dayeyayeyayey
Why must I spend my time,
screwing up my mind,
Until I start giving inanimate objects a serenade.

School life's is sad, thats why you have a hairband
To pick you up whenever life's a drag.
To comb all your hair back even when life's a mess
And so you can say to people next to you:
"no, thats not a night star your wishing upon, its my hairband!"

~ah well~ time to get to morning assembly. Ta.