Optimism by Ruth: "I think my skirt shrunk."
Scientific Method by Ruth: "Did the skirt shrink around me, or did the atmospheric pressure increase?"
Pirates by Ruth: "What shall we do with a shrunken sailor? - put her in a skirt."
Delusion by Ruth: "All skirts are meant to shrink."
Martin Luther King by Ruth: "Judge me not by the shrunkeness of my skirt, but on the content of my character!"
Stoicism by Ruth: "No, this skirt is not too tight."
Schadenfreude by Ruth: "Well, at least is an S size skirt."
Interneting by Ruth: "A shrunken skirt. I haz it."
The End of the World by Ruth: "I'm going on a diet."
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Goodness no diet! Stick thin as it is, and not enough shops in Singapore sell XS. You need to make a lolcat out of that, using Photoshop. Fashion does tend to hurt, sadly. But if you are a shrunken pirate, then how do we know that your skirt is smaller? The atmospheric pressure would shrink the rest of your clothes, non? - sez chele, also in a small skirt.
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