No, I do not like the fact that a water feature sprung up in my house. Bloody hell why did no one care when I objected to it. Come on, I can't swim, what is the point of a big puddle of water in the middle of my freaking garden? Oh right, because it makes the family look so much cooler if the neighbours can look in and see the high fountain that is visible over the fence right? Because we can spend our Sunday afternoons splashing about and feeling good about what we have? Because we can all invite our friends over and position tables round the chlorinated stench? Because we can boast that the family managed to stay sane through all that noise and your children can study for exams with the sound of drilling, craning and now, water which converts gravitational potential energy to freaking noise energy?
Bloody hell, grow up already.
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