I know most of you have finished your A levels (you irritating idiots) but for all the teasing I do about all of you needing to slog through econs just to finish 4 days before awesome tsd-student like me, I will accept 4 days of wait.

Anyhow, this is the 100th post on this blog (zomg) and so I will continue entertaining my imaginary readership with snippets of retardedness:

Dad: We need to get new family iPhone covers.
Everyone: Ok.
(goes to shop)
Ruth: Hey, this design is nice. And it comes in 4 colours! ^^
Everyone else: Ooh yes.
Dad: (to the guy) I'll take those 4...
Ruth: =basks in glory of selection=
(a few seconds and fast hands)
Ruth: ...why am I stuck with pink?!
Everyone else: lalalalala~

Mr Lyon: Ok guys so if we are talking about grief we want to talk about the expression, the dialogue, the elephants...
Everyone: ?!
Mr Lyon: Did I just say "elephants"?
Everyone: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA....yes.
Mr Lyon: I don't even know what I meant but I don't think it was elephants.

Ruth: what did you write for your gp essay?
Nick: the one about the government and aid.
Ruth: what did you write?
Nick: erm, last time it was "ohai thar I give you noms and money. ohlook i no haz anymoar noms, kthxbai." then now its "ohai thar I is teaches you to make noms and money?" and the government is like "ohai thar I can haz money? oh no moar money I iz sad."
Ruth: ...you're gonna do well.