I know most of you have finished your A levels (you irritating idiots) but for all the teasing I do about all of you needing to slog through econs just to finish 4 days before awesome tsd-student like me, I will accept 4 days of wait.

Anyhow, this is the 100th post on this blog (zomg) and so I will continue entertaining my imaginary readership with snippets of retardedness:

Dad: We need to get new family iPhone covers.
Everyone: Ok.
(goes to shop)
Ruth: Hey, this design is nice. And it comes in 4 colours! ^^
Everyone else: Ooh yes.
Dad: (to the guy) I'll take those 4...
Ruth: =basks in glory of selection=
(a few seconds and fast hands)
Ruth: ...why am I stuck with pink?!
Everyone else: lalalalala~

Mr Lyon: Ok guys so if we are talking about grief we want to talk about the expression, the dialogue, the elephants...
Everyone: ?!
Mr Lyon: Did I just say "elephants"?
Everyone: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA....yes.
Mr Lyon: I don't even know what I meant but I don't think it was elephants.

Ruth: what did you write for your gp essay?
Nick: the one about the government and aid.
Ruth: what did you write?
Nick: erm, last time it was "ohai thar I give you noms and money. ohlook i no haz anymoar noms, kthxbai." then now its "ohai thar I is teaches you to make noms and money?" and the government is like "ohai thar I can haz money? oh no moar money I iz sad."
Ruth: ...you're gonna do well.

“Somewhere there is someone that dreams of your smile, and finds in your presence that life is worthwhile, so when you are lonely remember it’s true, someone somewhere is thinking of you.”

You know what, its fine.

God said that love is patient, kind and whatnot, but that's just God's love. Human love is usually tainted, hurtful and biased. 


I guess I just don't love in the same way as you. It's bloody painful the way the two of us come together, yet still not painful enough for me to just shout "LEAVE ME ALONE". 


Maybe it would be more painful if I left. Maybe its painful because I still love you. 


Yes, yes you're some angel and I'm some devil's spawn. You happy now? 

This blog is dying.

Yep, definitely dying. I can feel it whimpering at me asking me to hasten its death. But then again, what better time than 5 DAYS TO A LEVELS to pathetically begin blogging again. I doubt any of my readers (if you even exist) want to hear me rant about my A level prep. After all, a trawling trip around the interwebs should be a break from studying yesyes? But if you enjoy the feelings of schadenfreude, I have barely started on physics and haven't started on math. Also, GP does not exist.

So, in other news, everyone is asking me about that silly halloween costume. I find it vaguely hilarious that everyone in school works the word "zombie" into their first three lines of addressing me. So, Zombie FAQ:

1) What event was that?
Some skating thing where we were all halloweening our lives away. No comments about how A levels are soon.

2) What were you?
No bloody idea myself (pun not intended) but I was NOT a zombie. I'm closer to some vampire/schoolgirl dunnowhat.

3) Where did you buy the stockings?
313. nice right :D:D

4) Why is there such a hoohah over all this?
You ask me, I ask you. I also sick of answering questions in school.