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After seeing many-a-facebook-post on this, I finally decided to google that annoying song that keeps floating about my sister’s facebook page. Rawr, and I still try to tell myself I don’t miss her.

In any case, the mesh of being in Chicago and listening to that song leads you to strange arguments with yourself. I’ll admit that it is a beautiful song but…

1) If you get pulled into someone else’s gravity, the relationship will lose potential…right?

2) But then again, it is logical that you don’t want to fall further in because gravity will increase proportionally to the square of the distance from the object’s centre.

3) However, you don’t really “fall” into gravity right, fall implies a force that doesn’t change, meaning a constant acceleration. If we really consider this person having the gravity that the song purports, we need to consider the change in force with distance to the person.

4) In addition, you should technically be pulled together with the same force, hence its more of “falling together” not really “falling towards”…unless….

5) IT’S SAYING THAT I’M FAT D: /oversensitive emoness